Proverbs 23: 13-14
"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with a rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with a rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
Beat Your Children or Else!
America has gone soft on Morality! Fewer than 3% of American parents still beat their children regularly, and parents are tolerating sassy back-talk and even shameful words being spoken by children. God hates it when children wiseass their parents, that's why he prescribes "enhanced interrogation" and other methods of correcting a child.
"Blows that wound cleanse away evil; strokes make clean the innermost parts"
It is a well known fact that failure to apply Christian beatings in a timely manner can lead to severe spoiling of a child, God commands us to beat our children. Have you kicked a toddler today?
Let's Legislate Leviticus
If America is ever to recover from the corrupting influence of liberals like Dr Seuss and Big Bird we must return our nation to it's original Christian roots! We need to extend capital punishment to serious crimes like cursing of parents.
" For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood [shall be] upon him."
We need to amend the US Constitution to protect the god-given rights, yes even responsibility friends, to beat our children - to death if necessary - until they turn off the TV, take out their ear buds, and do as they are told immediately. Good Christian children need to learn that when the parent speaks, the child jumps. What better object lesson than a few dead classmates? Praise Him!
New Laws Needed
We need legislation to protect parents against prosecution for the use of "Enhanced Interrogation Techniques", you never know when your kid might refuse to answer a question.
We also need to protect the Sanctity of Discipline by guaranteeing no parent will be prosecuted for striking, caning, beating, or stoning their child to death. Surely their blood shall be upon them!
God Hates America
America is suffering God's wrath as a result of our failure to harshly punish and/or execute rebellious children. That is why He has punished us with a plague of Republican leaders, hurricanes, TV evangelists, earthquakes, Catholic priests, and tornadoes. We have to admit, though, the Catholic priests do pretty well with not sparing the rod, but they might want to check their translation.
Take Back America
Whenever you hear of another young child killed in an automobile accident, dead of a childhood disease, or any other tragedy involving a small coffin be sure you do your part by picketing the funeral with a group of sociopathic lawyers.
We all need to join together to stop the creeping liberal influence that has invented fictions like children having rights. Be sure your child is not corrupted by liberal media like the Cartoon Network and PBS. Setup channel blockers on your TV to keep your kids off MTV, and Internet filters to keep them away from evil influences like Disney. Help protect the Sanctity of Discipline!